Thanks this was the worst but I laughed.
glassy, jarred look on her face
Top kek
sticking my noodle in
saucy
/me re-reads first sentence.
:: facepalm ::
“She looks like she’s in a vegetative state”
But tomatoes are fruits…
Biologically, they’re fruits, but in culinary usage (like tomato sauce) they’re vegetables.
Nah, tomatoes are fruits.
Fruit is a biological term, vegetable a culinary. They are not mutually exclusive
Nah, tomatoes are fruits. 😉
Botanically, yes. But not in culinary usage.
Nah, tomatoes are fruits.
So she looks fruity? Does that work for you?
I put vegetables in my tomato sauce though
Hmm, so she has some vegetative state all over her fruity self.
House MD pride month special
45 seconds I’ll never get back :(
The ancient texts!
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There it is.
Tag team, back again.
Fuck you, thank you
An oldie, but a goodie.
Magnificent bastard.
Gold
Honestly better than the giant metal fan greentext imo
