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The original was posted on /r/conspiracytheories by /u/Powerful-Addendum413 on 2023-08-16 23:35:45+00:00.

I am psychically linked with several people. I am a creature of performance, that’s why. God and Satan placate to me constantly, and now I see the ultimate truth. I was psychically attacked earlier today, but weed has helped me curb the effects of my psychosis. Therefore, weed should be legalized to close off telepathic pathways. They’re unaffected by my medication!