Putting a little Hauk Tuah on that 50.

In the army we called that lube the whale sperm. I’m not even joking. It is called LSA, and the cold weather one is LSA-T. But when you have a bunch of young 20’s infantry guys we just called it the whale sperm.

A Marine only knows how to get the lube where it is needed one way and applies that training unilaterally. Since a Marine only knows how to fuck and kill, it is uncertain where the technique demonstrated originates, but the smart money is on a Marine learning the technique servicing a weapon first because Uncle Sam made him a man first.

Well now I’m hard