🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.worksexternal-linkmessage-square94fedilinkarrow-up1755arrow-down153
arrow-up1702arrow-down1external-linkAnon gets calls from scammerssh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square94fedilink
minus-squareHupf@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up55arrow-down1·5 months agoLife always has a conclusion 💀
minus-squareDeceptichum@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·5 months agoEh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-25 months agoBased on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agothat’s the one guaranteed one we have!
Life always has a conclusion 💀
Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.
Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.
So far so good.
that’s the one guaranteed one we have!