Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agoTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down17cross-posted to: memes@slrpnk.net
arrow-up11.01Karrow-down1external-linkTragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Fieldthehardtimes.netNero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square39fedilinkcross-posted to: memes@slrpnk.net
minus-squarePlopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·5 months agoHow about cardboard derivatives?
minus-squarekibiz0r@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 months agoCardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%. Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
minus-squaremsage@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoHow in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
minus-squarePlopp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months agoThat’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
minus-squarethisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 months agoA SERIES Of TUBES!
How about cardboard derivatives?
Cardboard derivative operations are extremely dangerous. They increase the risk of wind spills by 2008%.
Search “CDOs 2008 disaster” for more info.
How in the hell did you get this much genious into one comment?
Like drink straws?
That’s a great idea. We can just funnel the wind through the straws straight to the equipment that needs power.
A SERIES Of TUBES!