• GluWu@lemm.ee
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    6 months ago

    Humans have proportionally the biggest dicks by far out of the primates. Samsquanch probably doesn’t have a big enough dick to be threatening.

    • (⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      6 months ago

      a chimp can rip your nose off, if an ape-thing starts sprinting at you you sprint in the opposte direction. frankly if you take the time to check for an erection you’re already fucked regardless