Learn to photosynthesize!

This is exactly how I feel every time I have to clip my fingernails

Like, dishes? I don’t mind. Laundry? I enjoy it. But these damn nails just won’t stop growing I just fucking clipped them and now they’re getting long again

Grow your own mushrooms, infinite food hack.

I used to think getting groceries would be a weekly or biweekly thing. I’m in that fucking store every day and a half to four days.

Gotta keep going to the grocery store. Food doesn’t just grow on trees, you know? Not like it can just be out in the environment with us where we live and work.

…“my groceries just gone.”

How far along are scientists with the replicator technology?

It is a conspiracy by big food. Why sell you durable groceries when they can get you addicted to single use food?