Is this a backstage look at a new The Crow movie starring Bryan Cranston?

Alternate ending to Breaking Bad?

Pigeons are not wild, but feral. They are basically like a breed of dogs that we failed. A little love and food goes a long ways for them.

Lovely, quasi mythical

Friends? What if this guy is a Tom Lehrer fan?

This happened to me once when I made the foolish error of opening a Bueno bar in front of Notre Dame in Paris. Was swarmed by a few dozen of these bois.