Writing well is hard.

Systemd killed my parents.

Spanish Linux killed my parents.

Linux’s birthday killed my parents.

I truly believe the world needs more of this kind of flagrant lack of regard for decency, good taste, and morals when it concerns children.

It is the only reasonable counter to “won’t somebody please think of the children?”

Like. Sure. This is what we think.

Just make the world so utterly polluted with shit that will ruin a happy childhood that parents will have mo choice but to actually be parents and everyone else can just go on with their fucking lives.

Death by shit shit

Inversely shocked? Like… nonplussed?

They claim this is about security but when your system is compromised there is fuck all they will do to help you.

Fucking hypocritical, control-hungry pricks.

I pick the tenth option: yo momma. Except we don’t talk.

Yes.

I don’t.

But I do think you may be reading something here I’m not trying to say.

And have zero inclination for any fucking brain dead fascist wannabe to see any of it.

My privacy matters a lot to me and I go through… not as great a length as some to safeguard it but far, far, more than most and no motherfucker has a right to a single fucking byte of data I don’t consent to them having.

My point is more that any local police force is going to be pretty much incompetent, which means that not only would any attempts of their to monitor a relatively tech savvy person be fruitless if you have even an inkling of it, and this incompetence also means you’re on your fucking own if anyone savvy really wants to get into your shit too.

Big difference between federal and local police.

But no, I haven’t read the book but I did read the title and you’ll hear no argument from me.

Walmart needs to eat my dick.

So here’s a fun fact. If someone is stealthy enough and is skilled enough at hacking, you are on your fucking own.

Cybersecurity companies won’t help you because they only work with other companies. You can try filing a report with officers and dunning and Krueger it good fucking luck getting anywhere with that.

Being under police shouldn’t really worry anyone who isn’t doing anything illegal who has half a brain cell, it’s literally anyone else who wants into your shit that you need to worry about.

Get her a pig and name it tarot deck.

I’ve always wanted a pig.

So what you’re saying is that they’re like one of two women in a lesbian Japanese scat film, like, they’re going to get paid but where they used to be the woman taking a shit on the other woman’s mouth, now they’re the ones whose mouths are getting shat on?

Yes.

I’m not watching a fucking YouTube video.

No judgment if that’s your thing. I just don’t enjoy it.

A European hornet killed my parents.

There’s way less content here but the content that is here is way better, and the level of intelligence and civility on display is night and day vs Reddit.

Yo yo mom