Mine is supposedly arriving tomorrow, if ups can be trusted

No party, just pooping.

It’s considered slightly better to brush before eating rather than after. If you want to brush after eating, wait at least 30 minutes.

https://www.healthline.com/health/should-you-brush-your-teeth-before-or-after-breakfast

By the way, which one’s Pink?

Some of the new fusion startups are looking into aneutronic fusion, in which most of the energy output is directly captured as electricity. They will be using steam-driven generators to take advantage of the waste heat but they will be a secondary component.

Surprise suicide?

People don’t have to leave their homes anymore. Everything can be delivered or done online. Even some medical visits can be done online.

No, I’m begging you!

As someone who frequently plays healers, y’all usually need your lives saved because you’ve done something to deserve that look.

This painfully stupid and also hilarious

Do yo want something like this?

CrowView Note-All-in-One Portable Monitor

Con is my irl dump stat… along with str, dex, wis, and cha.

Took me forever to find saddam.

C’mon, how did you miss the obvious: plumpkins?

Normalize footie pajama daywear!

Get them back… keep a copy of “Toxic Parents” prominently on your bookshelf.

True story: I was reading that book way back in the early 1990s and my stepdad came over for some reason. I went to put on shoes and when I came back, he had the book in his hands, looking at the cover. He dropped it like it was on fire, we traded an awkward look, then never spoke of it again.

Somehow I feel both seen and attacked.

Biblically accurate beholder

I’ve been stung once and the actual sting hurt a little bit but after that it just itched for a couple of hours.

Normally the paper wasps around here are totally chill but this one managed to get caught inside my shirt somehow and decided it was time to go to war.

They couldn’t be honest and just call it the British Mandate of Palestine?