“dude I’m lunching”

Lunch: “No no no, It’s fine. Pls go on I’m interested”

Time to vote. Here are your options

I’m acctually to dumb to chose a side

#DumbAndProud

Throw me to the wolves and I… Ow, ow, ouch the wolf bite me !

You should go to a hospital. The number of wolves in a person should be 0

Return to Homo Erectus

You said a bad word 😡

👀

My balls sweat 🥵

Got my 7yo account banned for not verifying my mail.

Created a few more accounts with temporary mails, got banned by ‘unauthentic activity’. Then I gave up all and begun to use lemmy. I try to interact on everything to create engagement

But it got verified. The X wouldn’t lie to me

Mah evil butterfly will eat ya snail

Nom nom nom

Nobody is going to cokment abou being posted on South Dakota’s profile ?

But I like being straight 😔

>Appears 445 million years ago

>Refuses to evolve

>Continues to exist

Gotta stop.

Ass start hurting 😢

Peeping

Can I bring my pet parrot ?