“I hiked Everest and all I got was this 20lb bag of poop.”

The not-shark makes a valid point

Their understanding is asymptotic

“stubborn narcissistic Boomer” is the default of the entire generation, regardless of other characteristics.

Ghost Manager: “Where the fuck is everyone tonight?”

A lil trouble keeping up proper turgor pressure

“For Turing,” Aragorn uttered, a cock in each fist.

Then he banged his best friend’s sister.

Ryan needs to stay in school

If it is, pls credit me in a footnote

Jells?

Return to Analog!

“the cycle of trauma will continue”

“ass to ass, ass to ass”

“It’s transitory”

Liars, all.

So add lime juice to the cockroach cubes?

“just crankin the ol radio” as they say

I hate that the things that seem so obvious to me are so opaque to everyone else. And vice versa.

Greenwashing is a fraud.

Unironically, it used to be called “Horse and Sparrow Economics,” with the rich eating grains, and the poors pecking their meals from the horseshit.

True story