Its only stealthy at night (they just painted it black)
They forgot to take the LED lights off.
It’s to be stealthy during day
A rifle scope that can see through walls.
It does this by ‘inverting’ what can be seen through.
It can’t see through air.
You can see through more than walls, you can see through everything! …so all you can see is the empty void
It only works if it’s pointed toward Chernobyl
Granted. The scope can see though a wall after you penetrate it with bullets (the wall, not the scope).
Rifle can’t shoot through walls.
A weapon system that spreads peace, love, and freedom indiscriminately.
Indiscriminately across all of space and time… which is mostly empty.
So when it averages out, it’s actually less effective than cat videos.
Something something Romans and fields
Reavers.
No power in the verse can stop me
An army of hive-mind cats.
Tear gas has been converted to cat nip gas.
They’re all still behave like a normal cat.
I just want to express my desire for an army of attack cats trained to shred anything painted by a laser, designator, pointer or otherwise
Be the change you wish to see in the world
Good news, I have a prototype.
It’s nap time… it’s always nap time.
Is it somehow different from regualr cats?
An APC that only needs the power of the sun to run; no fuels.
It needs the power of the whole Sun
The battery for the solar panels is so big, there’s only space for a driver and one passenger
Armored Person Carrier
It can only move 1 inch per hour.
It needs an actual sun inside.
Granted. It’s a wagon train.
Solar panels are not armored.
A sword that appears in your hand whenever you need it, and then disappears again when you don’t.
In appears IN your hand, ripping your muscles and tearing your skin
Your hand ends up looking like you played with super glue and fireworks
Also, you can only summon it twice before you run out of hands
Heh, also you don’t “summon” it… it appears whenever you need it.
*whenever it thinks you need it.
Like when you want to spread mayonnaise making a sandwich and can’t find a knife.
It appears while being held by the blade.
Weren’t origianl knight longswords held by blade?
If it’s not factual blame Bones heard it from them.
It’s a plug in hybrid and silent like a Prius under 5mph.
It uses a standard US household wall plug (hard wired to the vehicle), and is extremely loud above 5mph.
US household wall plug
Now this is evil
It takes 23hrs to get 1hr drive time
Max reverse speed is also capped at 5mph.
Max rollback before automatic brake application of 5mm
A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.
You can’t uncontrol it
Haha holy shit I love this one so much
Anti-ejecto seato cuz, ride or die!
The gauntlet is also metal, and gets attracted to your hand squeezing it until it breaks your bones every time you use it.
it’s AI controlled
That’s a downside - imagine an AI that can’t draw trying to differenciate between a friend of foe. it just shoots everyone and their cat
Tay is back, bitches, and she has a a heavy autoloading cannon
The AI watched The Iron Giant and loved it.
Too stealthy. Crews can’t find it.
Its sitting in the exact same spot as the Doomturtle, theyll find it eventually.
A gun that switched everyone’s gender but not their sex.
But it’s rapid fire
It always fires twice in rapid succession
…it also affected the Fatherland.
Somehow, it works the opposite way changing sex but not gender identity
Dima, Ivan, I need weapon from you that only hurts bad guys!
The device fails because moral relativism (as discussed by philosophers like Gilbert Harman) and the complexity of ethical theories (such as utilitarianism by John Stuart Mill and deontology by Immanuel Kant) make it impossible for a machine to accurately judge “bad” actions or intentions, given the deep subjectivity and cultural variance in ethics.
it only hurts them, cannot actually incapacitate or kill them. you have a torture device. task failed successfully?
Weapon guidance system never miss comrade. System trained with Ivan 100,000 times.
The weapon only kills Russians
It can pierce through any armor.
But only the armor. Bullet passes through helmet, stops when it hits skull.
But only if no one is wearing it.
The ejection of the carriage kills the gunner, every reload.
Use machinegun to cut holes in tanks and throw grenades in them
a hydrogen powered artillery cannon with 2 kamikazi drones equipped
The hydrogen can only be inserted in solid form by hand
i thought someone wad going to do something with the drones
fuel tank cracks when the gun fires
An anti radiation missile that targets passive systems
it uses nuclear power for fuel and keeps shooting itself
