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var game = new Game()
.EnableMultiplayer()
.EnableSpatialAudio()
.SetPerformance(Game.Performance.HIGH)
.ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix)
.GetWishlists(7000);
game.Release();
c’mon man, you forgot to call .EnableUltraWideSupport()
Naah, gamedevs hate us more than they love money :(
I’m pretty sure the Aspect Ratio of the Year is
4:3
Where’s the .EnableUltraUltraWideSupport(). Gotta have my 48:9 aspect ratio
Where’s the .EnableUltraUltraWideSupport(). Gotta have my 48:9 aspect ratio
Whoa, you can’t trust people with that code. You gotta put in a few rootkits and drm to stop filthy pirates and cheats.
Another dev who forgot to .AddGameplay()
Weirdly they often forget to use .EnableCrossplay() and then complain about it being “hard to implement”.
well if a game heavily relie s on steam networking stack crossplay may be close to impressiblr to implement without ripping the whole stack out
Just port Steam to the Nintendo PlayStation.
I smell a NotImplementedException somewhere.
catch (Exception e) { Exception.autofix(e); }
Done!
Perfect! Don’t forget to assert the same exception in all the tests.
It’s everywhere.
I don’t know, at least ‘SetPerformance()’ could throw an argument out of bounds exception.
Yep, easy as that, just that each method takes months.
or years in some cases
How are you implementing bug catching and autofixing in a couple of months
Yeah, that part is a bit iffy, but managers and product owners will believe it.
No no release should be executed first
Reminds me of Coffee Stain Studio’s trailer for the release of Goat MMO Simulator:
if only those dumb game devs knew
ill send them this code just to be sure
EnableSpatialAudio()
I thought most games nowadays don’t do any of that, because you can save that CPU time for a little big more frames.
Save that CPU time for Denuvo
I love me some builder design patterns!
Psht No wonder AI is taking all of our jobs
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This code is going to make me have a stroke. What language is this? Why does the game object have an internal bug tracker implementation? Does the game force itself into wishlists? If yes, why stop at 7000?
I know I shouldn’t get so mad at a random internet joke but this one makes me twitchy.