“1001, 1002, 1003! Oh, Miss Corningstone! I wasn’t expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday’s arms and back. Ohh, it’s the deep burn! Oh, it’s so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.” -Elon Musk

Can we please not give either of these douches attention?

Claims to not have time to work out

Works out at work

muskyboi genius strikes again

I’m gonna need both of these guys to suffer irreparable brain damage.