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- 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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- 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[CW: kitchen eggs]
Image description: a tumblr post (made by crusader-kings) asking about how to crack eggs, (the ones laid by chickens, not trans eggs) with a tag (added by homura) responding with ‘i tell him he’s pretty and start calling him my wife’
I apologize for the bad image description, this is not my area of expertise.
The edge of whatever container you intend to put the eggs in is the only way to go.
I once cracked a hard-boiled egg to use it for a sandwich at dinner. Like, slamming it on the table, because why not.
It was not in fact hard-boiled.
I had raw egg all over everything. Everything
i used to crack eggs on my forehead for teh lulz
// edit
also sometimes used the knuckles of my fist, which works better, but less lulz
I use a knife to crack the eggs in the middle, seems weird I know but it works very well for me and doesn’t leave shell fragments. You don’t need a very sharp knife, just needs to be sharper than a butter knife.
I apologize for the bad image description, this is not my area of expertise.
I think a generalized description like yours is more often used for screenshots of image posts. For text posts, it’s more common to transcribe the actual text of the post. Something like:
Tumblr post by user crusader-kings on 2022-02-19:
can u guys rb this n add how you crack your eggs in the tags? i thought cracking them in the sink’s edge is universal until i saw my friend cracking an egg on the counter instead and it was so pervese and diabolical
#i tell him he’s pretty and start calling him my wife
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