• Ertebolle@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Todd: Daddy, if Cain and Abel were Adam and Eve’s only children, how did they make more babies?

    Rod: Did they make babies with their mother, or with each other?

    Ned Flanders: Your mouth is hoping for a soaping boy. Now stop asking silly questions and go kill your brother!

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de
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      1 year ago

      I asked my Catechism teacher and she said
      “they did have sisters, they just weren’t documented because nobody cared back then” (misogyny in the Bible, who could have guessed?)
      “the inbreeding is why we’re no longer the image of God” (well damn) and “we didn’t have diversity before the Tower of Babel” (oh no, if only we didn’t dare challenge God, we could have prevented all those pesky different languages and cultures).

      Can you just admit that the Bible is full of nonsense rather than justifying it with downright batshit reasoning?

  • Wirrvogel@feddit.de
    1·
    1 year ago

    I got thrown out of Confirmation class when I asked about that, luckily my parents laughed and said I should keep asking questions.