Ah yes, the classic strap-on banana.

I need a NATO strap for my banana.

Nice banana, but I hope you never have to use it

So I have a theory. The AI knows that pocket watches exist, but doesn’t know what they aren’t just wristwatches without straps. (Don’t come at me with technically. Look at the pic, you know what I mean.)

The Claw!

A tactical banana, 2 wrist watches, and a falcon claw shaped pocket (knife?)…

Noice.

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you SKYNET?

“For my EDC two is one one is none” A statement dreamed up by the utterly deranged

There’s a lot weird here but that firearm bothers me so much. What’s with the rail attached to… another rail below the slide? Also the lockback cut in the slide would lock the slide wayyy to far back. Pretty sure it wouldn’t even function.

What’s the lil chonker knife just above the firearm?

Stasi or the Dutch dopes?

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lol, what’s the gold thing to the right of the gun supposed to be, a car cigarette lighter?

Also the metal eagle talon is pretty funny