Why would anyone want to buy that?

So you took something and made it shittier?

Even at retail prices, you could get a little screen for this for $20 or so (and then rotated the ports/orientation, so you could use it standing up).

Would have made the design a lot funner.

The layout changes required to let you insert SD cards in the floppy disk slot would probably have been too awkward… but that would have been great. Anyway, I like these little mini-PCs. Would be cool if it got to the point where things were standard enough that you could pick your “case” and “guts” separately and mix/match a bit.

At that price point, it’s pretty rad actually.

This is stupid. There, I said it.

It’s cute, I guess? The price is not terrible, but nothing special either.

So it’s a skinned NUC?

Would rather have one with a conventional case. Sad that intel killed the Nuc.