https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6247400/
Some have indicated that after a dose of around 1 g, toxic symptoms begin to manifest, a dose of 2 g requires hospitalization, while higher doses (e.g., typically 5 g or more) could be lethal
So he’ll probably live, but his heart will be going like the fucking clappers.
Anon fellates a potion of heart failure
“doing the math”=60x18 lmao
That’s about 11 cups of coffee. Should be okay.
I calculated the LD50 times average adult weight divided by 100mg per cup before, and I think the result was over 100 cups.
I start feeling it after like 5 or so. 11 would give me a panic attack.
Oh yeah I don’t think it would feel great, I’m just saying it’s far enough from the LD50 that the answer to Anon’s question “Do I survive?” would be yes. (Unless he’s a child, or he has some preexisting condition making him more vulnerable to caffeine).
As a bored, teenage barista, my coworkers and I would sometimes kill time by doing espresso shot competitions.
I did 10 once. Never again. I feel like something permanently changed in my brain chemistry that day (not to mention my gut was fucked).
There’s also a handy calculator that works for various drinks
Thats less than 3 large starbucks coffees. I guarantee you some people are hitting that on the reg.
ld50 150 mg/kg
Anon almost definitively survived, but they got on a fucked up ride
LD50 just means half of a test population dies at that dosage. Anon took just over 1/10th of LD50 so there’s a nonzero chance things did not go well
Study I read stated that 57mg/kg was the lowest recorded ingestion leading to mortality. Anon’s organs lost a few steps but they’re likely fine enough
So more like ~1/4 towards potential death level amount. Bro is never gonna touch caffeine again after riding this out
Nah, they’ll be back on the horse soon enough like a good anon…
So ~10 200 mg for anon would be lethal?
As long as they’re healthy, yes. That’s roughly the same amount as drinking a few espressos. But they won’t have a good time.
Espessos have ~60mg of caffeine, each squirt would be one. Still should be fine, but i wouldnt recommend drinking 18 espessos at once.
This is anon we’re talking about, no way they’re healthy.
Sounds like a lightweight.
Assuming all that caffeine went into their blood and nowhere else they’re only about 2x above where it starts being lethal. Should be fine, maybe
Where’s the greentext?
We have to pretend for this one.
I got you, fam:
Did u do that in paint. Didn’t even use the text as a mask just strait up replaced the black with green. And its the wrong green.
Absolute hero
…so, like, they way that text renders is kind of how i perceive everything after i’ve gone a bit too hard on the yerba maté, starting around 500 mg caffeine…
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OP had so much caffeine, his text turned black
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