The opposite of a suicide vest.
Homicide vest
A fuck you and all them mother fuckers too vest
Adolf Tittler
There’s actually 20.
*unzips.
The only way to stop a bad guy with 19 guns is a good guy with 19 guns
leans rocking chair all the way back
Preparing to engage maximum range!
Jesse duck!
Would you still love me if I was a grenade?
a classic conundrum. Which would you rather fight?
One guy with 19 guns or 19 guys with one gun? 🤔
Are we talking movie logic where all 19 of them inexplicably take turns one at a time instead of just overwhelming me?
Movie logic. Also known as gay-bar logic.
Well, they have to share the gun.
THERE WAS A FIRE FIIIIGHT!
Sleeping with those has to be uncomfortable.
The man who sleeps with a battery of nipple guns is a fool every night but one.
Might want a reduction down to 9.
Herr Colonel Heinrich Gesundheit.
I don’t think I could keep up all of them at the same time … my tickie ticker would just give up, the bullets would just lazily drool to the ground.
Anyone else want a bagel?
Capone Bege?
He misses at least one spot to mount another gun:
