First [Goldilocks] tasted the porridge of the Great Big Bear, and that was too hot for her. Next she tasted the porridge of the Middle-sized Bear, but that was too cold for her.
Then, she gave up and complained on the internet asking what the hell is wrong with porridge?
Oh you mean Daddy and Mummy bear, those particular bears were a hetero-normative family unit. Not that there’s any problem with alternative lifestyles.
Fuck the haters and do what you want
Unfortunately when I do what I want, i eventually become destitute and homeless. Again.
I think 4chan needs some kind of online university with classes for writing and grammar. They could call it chanacademy.
nah that’s just the format. it’s a greentext. I love them
Same thing happened to me. Except now I’m old and have had no fun experiences in life because all I do is work and shitpost on Lemmy. Never been on a plane or gone on a vacation. Foreveralone single while my bank account keeps growing larger. Hell my will has my estate being donated to my local library because I don’t even have friends anymore to leave it to.
Might I suggest you take a vacation now?
I wouldn’t even know where to begin. I’m terrified of crowds and enclosed spaces, so a plane is out. I’ve been spending a lot of time outdoors, though, and that has been nice.
National parks are amazing
Then go by car (if u don’t see that as enclosed)? One doesn’t need to circumvent the globe to travel.
when i saw a question mark i thought you were going to ask for the estate
That was an option?! /j
Sounds like you don’t have any worldly desires. Maybe consider making some bad decisions and ruining your life.
I’ve been talking with a poly couple on the other side of the state and I’m planning to take a train ride to get, well, “train rode”. Does that count?
Never been on a plane or gone on a vacation.
Just go outside, it’s the same wherever you are planning to go. People desperate for your fiat currency so they can purchase necessities for the future wage slaves they are raising.
moderation buddy, you just overcorrected a little.
Yes
Haters abound. Always. Everywhere. Keep your head up and your ears closed, and trek on one foot in front of the other.
the answer is capitalism
I like to work sometimes. Most of the time I prefer not to work, though. Money though, I do like that.
