Maybe Joe Biden can donate some of his diapers

Maybe parents can work out some kind of exchange program where they get the fresh ones and send him their kids used ones. Figure he likes sniffing little kids and all, so he might as well get something out of it. Law of equivalent exchange.

They shouldn’t have had kids then

Got to make cloth diapers out of old t shirts. Then after the baby shits you switch to a cloth diaper. Can be pretty cheap but takes life skills schools don’t teach.