When the review was first published in 2007, it was reported that Electronic Arts were not happy with the review and complained to the magazine’s publishers and editors, resulting in the reviewer no longer being asked or allowed to write reviews for any more The Sims titles.
And the world became a worse place for it.
Jesus that got dark.
LOL they hanged that motherfucker for making some crappy DLC. How the mighty have fallen, in the world of game journalism. Where’s their review of Horse Armour?
The sad thing is that 60 digital outfits for $10 would seem like a good deal these days.
I’ll give you one digital outfit for $30. Final offer.
It has particle effects though !
Best I can offer is $90 for a single jock strap.
Blimey, Steve Hogarty must have been going through a rough patch when that assignment came in.
He probably saw the future
You’d never be allowed to publish that today.
Technically they weren’t even allowed to publish it back then, there were consequences from EA.
I mean the part about suicide.
Christ
I went sailing today.
How was your punch bowl filled with diamonds 1%er
Bittersweet. It was a shakedown sail with a surveyor. I’m selling my yacht because those microtransactions aren’t working out.
If you like this can I please suggest you subscribe to the podcast Regular Features immediately.
https://m.soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/tracks
It is a usually 30 minute comedy podcast that’s basically all like this article, and Steve Hogarty is on almost every episode.
I read this in his voice which makes it funnier tbh
Is it just me or does it look like it’s still rated a 5? I hope that’s out of 100.
